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» So my boyfriend did a thing. «


My boyfriend of over 2 years sent me a game over skype. He said he wants to try and make Pokemon games since I play them so much. I opened it up and was super excited.


It seemed really well done and was super ready to start on my adventure!


He left a lot of…

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When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit. 

That’s because it was fun for baby boomers and they basically gave us this impression it would always be like that, but then they ruined the economy.


I’m always gonna love you. Till the end of my days, and beyond. (x)

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I have this headcanon that the sheriff has had scott and stiles in the interrogation room many times. 

And a very vivid image of the sheriff pulling up to the station and getting out of the squad car. And by the look on his face passersby think he has some hardened criminals in the back, bank robbers, or murderers, or sociopathic dog nappers. 

And he opens the door and out tumbles a seven year old stiles, arms crossed not quite right over his chest, and looking very put out and then a contrite Scott after him, staring at the ground, floppy hair covering his eyes.

And he marches them into the station and makes them sit in the drunk tank until melissa comes to collect Scott. Probably puts them in interrogation at some point, and scott nervously fiddles with the empty bag of chips from the vending machine in the hall.

And the sheriff walks in and Stiles stands up and points and shouts “YOU’LL NEVER BREAK ME!” And Scott sucking in a deep breath from his inhaler and wailing “I broke the window!” And sighing in relief. 

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"The reason women are turning you down for casual sex seems to be that, for one thing, a lot of you are calling them sluts afterward. Also, a lot of you aren’t bothering to try to be good in bed."

Terri Conley, professor of psychology and women’s studies at the University of Michigan ( link )

Terri Conley has done an incredibly thorough debunking of the 1989 Hatfield study claiming that women don’t like casual sex.

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AMEN! Dudes stay bitching about how women make them go through an obstacle course, standardized tests and a credit check to get some pussy, but then shit all over and dog out the chicks who give it to ‘em easy. And WOMEN are allegedly the “illogical” ones.


Straight up told yo asses. Get yo stroke game up and stop this bullshit about women who have sex.

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the hunger games aren’t amazingly unique or flawless or anything but I think katniss as a character is very important and i think the media misunderstands

we aren’t in it for the cute boys. we’re in it for katniss. thousands of young girls were introduced to an introverted, angry girl born into poverty and watched her become the savior of the world and the media doesn’t seem to understand that she, as a character, is important to girls. not who she dates, but her

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bellamy & clarke + eyefucking (pt1)

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what if one day for 24 hours everyone with a tumblr turned into whatever their url is 

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15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance
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"We could do it, you know," Gale says quietly.

"What?" I ask.

"Leave the district. Run off. Live in the woods. You and I, we could make it" says Gale.

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Infamous 3rd year “My father will hear about this” Draco refusing to participate in Lupin’s class on boggarts because the whole thing is ridiculous but when it’s his turn he walks up to the wardrobe and Lucius Malfoy steps out


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You see, there are still faint glimmers of civilization left in this barbaric slaughterhouse that was once known as humanity. Indeed that’s what we provide in our own modest, humble, insignificant… oh, fuck it.

The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014) Dir. Wes Anderson

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Plot Twist: Isaac is in charge of the dead pool because no one texted him in France

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